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  2. zooborns:

    Snapping Turtles are first born in any zoo or aquarium

    Eight Northern Australian Snapping Turtles hatched at the National Aquarium are the first of this species ever hatched in any zoo.

    Read more about this monumental birth at Zooborns.

    (via lookatthislittlething)

     
  3. nerdy-trans-girl:

    Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
    Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via short-version-not-dead)

     

  4. ohmyespinosa:

    sarabatikha:

    thefandomlyfe:

    m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

    takemewherethewildthingsare:

    paint-me-a-butt:

    mishassbuttofthelord:

    mcdolans:

    every single person who reblogs this

    every

    single

    person


    will get “doot doot” in their ask box

    HOW

    I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

    I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

    imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

    how

    image

    I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

    (via timeswhenlucywasright)

     
  5. So tonight I have to go to a meeting dealing with how to avoid ballsing up our college ball and bankrupting the JCR in the process and it will be very stressful productive so I thought I’d bake some cookies and channel energy that should be expended on revision into making a cookie tower.

     

  6. timeswhenlucywasright:

    newfavething:

    newfavething:

    someone make me pack I have to be up at 5.45 tomorrow

    where the f*ck is Herodotus where did I put him

    I’ve got the image of Herodotus hiding somewhere laughing on the phone to his friends.

    "nah mate she has no idea"

    "nah not a clue"

     And Julian of Norwich is just sitting there, trying not to laugh, and the well-dressed friends are smirking nearby…

     

  7. newfavething asked: Wrists?

    Wrists: have you ever broken a bone?

    Yes, my wrist! My grandfather wanted me to go and harvest apples from the lone apple tree growing on the front lawn of the farm he and my grandmother had in Somerset. He sent me up this (fairly small tree) as I was an enthusiastic and dim-witted seven-year-old and he was a seventy-something man with a quadruple heart bypass and hypertension. I waggled the offending branches so keenly that I succeeded in going arse over tit down onto the lawn some 10ft below, landing awkwardly on my left radius. Cue bawling, my mother (a medical professional) telling me, ‘Oh for heaven’s sakes, William, get a grip' and a miserable journey to Taunton A&E.

    Have probably also done some mischiefs to my fingers playing cricket for last 12 summers and not realised that stuff has got broken. But diagnosed = only my wrist.

     

  8. timeswhenlucywasright asked: Oh, and ankles. This feels weird.

    Ankles: have I ever been arrested?

    HAHAHAHA. AHAHA. HAHA. No. Never. Not even close. 

     
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  10. timeswhenlucywasright:

    imagineyouricon:

    imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

    As my icon is myself I can confirm this has happened

    I didn’t do it with a blanket, but I did do it turning in a swimming pool when I was a chubby fourteen-year-old. I succeeded in giving myself a nosebleed, causing a super attractive lifeguard in very small shorts to come over and ask if I was ok. I can’t remember what I did next, but that’s probably linked to the mind’s tendency to bury traumatic formative experiences deep in the subconscious.

    (Source: imagineyouricon)